March 2011
1 post
Hello, Laundry Room Ray. It’s nice to meet you. You seem like a nice guy, but I’m getting a pretty serious “panty-sniffing” vibe from you, so I’m gonna go ahead and take my laundry with me while I wait for an empty machine.
August 2010
1 post
May 2010
1 post
April 2010
13 posts
Day Six.
Day 06 — Whatever tickles your fancy.
What tickles my fancy is an interesting fact about me.
Namely, that until this past summer, I didn’t know what people were talking about when someone farted and someone else would say “light a match”. I legitimately thought it was a reference to the flammability of methane or something…that they should light their fart on fire.
...
“We accept the love we think we deserve.”
– Day 05 — Your favorite quote.
Bitch please.
(317):
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Tell me something that will really impress me.
1 tag
Day Four.
Day 04 — Your favorite book.
Memoirs of a Geisha.
Day Three.
Day 03 — Your favorite television program.
This one’s tough. I’m gonna break it down into on the air and off the air.
OFF THE AIR — Arrested Development.
ON THE AIR — a tie between The Office and Law and Order: SVU.
1 tag
Day One.
I guess I’m starting today.
DAY ONE. My favorite song.
Be Mine! by Robyn.
I'ma do it, too.
Tumblr 30-Day Challenge
I’m stealing Dani’s idea.
Day 01 — Your favorite song Day 02 — Your favorite movie Day 03 — Your favorite television program Day 04 — Your favorite book Day 05 — Your favorite quote Day 06 — Whatever tickles your fancy Day 07 — A photo that makes you happy Day 08 — A photo that makes you angry/sad Day 09 — A photo you took Day 10 — A photo of you...
March 2010
7 posts
“Yeah you made me merry, made me very very happy but you obviously, you...”
– Kate Nash, Merry Happy.
(Inspired by the Pooper.)
While watching the dance portion of the Oscars...
Alexis: I wonder how long my dancing body could keep a crowd entertained.
Joel (laughing): Probably longer than you think.
Twitter.
Alright you hobos, I got a Twitter. Mostly I just want to creepily follow exciting celebrities.
AMC 2010 Oscar's Best Picture Showcase
welcometoross:
On Saturday, March 6 beginning at 12:01AM, guests in select markets can see all 10 nominees back-to-back in a 24-Hour Best Picture Marathon for only $45 (over a $100 value). Of course, you’ll also get a free large popcorn with unlimited refills for the day. AVATAR and UP will be shown in 3D in all 24-hour locations. Available in New York City (Empire 25), Los Angeles (Block ...
February 2010
6 posts
BALLS.
I have my third (and hopefully last) day of training today at a new restaurant, so I’m working a double for zero dollars. My excitement is palpable.
I no longer have a full-time job.
Terrible day.
I think a glass of wine is in order.
Getting back into it today.
Going for a run, then off to work, then persuading a local locksmith to make an illegal copy of Jelly’s key, then my second UCB class(!), then Sammo’s on the way home for some late night mischief with the boyzies.
January 2010
15 posts
“You never give in. It’s your gift and your curse.”
– Joel Walker
In case you were wondering.
I have an incredible weakness for the phrase “hey you.”
I wish there was a way to tell Facebook the topic I was interested in, and have it just pull up a page about it.
A.k.a. why is there not a Facebook album somewhere documenting the Ball-Brown union that I may goggle at it?
Working today at 8:00am.
Disgusting.
I’m off to see the how the view is from Scarlett Johansson’s bridge.
FO FREE.
Notting Hill is on Netflix Instant.
Well. I think it’s clear what I’ll be doing tonight.
METHAMPHETAMINE!
No, silly. Watching Notting Hill. You were way off.
AIM is no excuse to have poor grammar.
gogogadgetguess:
Friend: I hate when you’re too tired to masterbate. Me: Well, it’s masturbate….but yes I understand.
And Tumblr is no excuse to mistake spelling for grammar.
The magical sink fairy is becoming annoyed that her services are necessary so often. Please commence doing your own dishes so that her wrath is not visited upon you.
I mean...
I should probably see Avatar.
Chelsea — I wanted to respond more to your post, but it wouldn’t let me type any more. What I wanted to say was that unfortunately I think a lot of people slip through the cracks of karma and never have to take responsibility for their actions…
BUT. In my experience, those people are never truly happy. In fact they’re closer to miserable, they just don’t have the...
Whoops.
Got bad news and went to sleep for eight hours.
And now it’s 3:30am and I’m hungry. Getting up in three and a half hours.
I have this odd, unfounded belief that just because I’m friends with someone, they can’t possibly be an alcoholic.
Very untrue.
December 2009
32 posts
Oh my god ow.
Well this is odd.
The time my alarm was set for:
7:00.
The time I just woke up:
10:00.
The time I’m supposed to leave my apartment to get to work on time:
9:50.
Rory left Beatles Rock Band at my apartment for a few days.
Oh. YES.
“We should bake hush puppies.”
– Ariya Ghahramani, 3:29am. Unprompted.
HEY SCOOPER!
(via welcometoross)
HEY POOPER!
Oh and also…if you’re going to be mere inches from my (current) place of business, you WILL be forced to follow through with your various and sundry promises to hang out with me.